GuiltTrip
Roast meSend a GuiltTrip

An AI character calls people and roasts them. Live.

It talks back. They say yes first. You keep the recording.

Voice message · Grandma · 0:20
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🎁Roast someone I love
from $8.99· they say yes first· you keep the recording
Build their roast →
🔥Roast me
$6.99· it talks back· recording included
Confess →
the listen wall

Don’t take our word for it. Take theirs.

G
"The little salads"
Grandma · 0:21ROAST
J
"Weird how you're still not CEO"
Jeeves · 0:18BACKHANDED
G
The holiday group call
Grandma · 0:24ROAST
S
"Drop and give me a budget"
Sarge · 0:16ROAST
S
"The championship carry"
Sarge · 0:19BACKHANDED
K
"bestie, respectfully"
Kayla · 0:17ROAST
T
"The whole family knows, mija"
Tía Lupe · 0:22ROAST
M
"A word about the tithe"
Miss Ruth · 0:20ROAST
A
"Statistical anomaly"
The Algorithm · 0:15ROAST
T
"Engaged! To him!"
Tía Lupe · 0:18BACKHANDED
10 clips · sample calls, straight from the cast

How it works

1
Pick your victim
A friend, a sibling, yourself. They consent before anything happens.
2
Tell us their crimes
The DoorDash habit. The 'investment' sneakers. The inside jokes. That's the ammo.
3
We call them.
A live 4-minute roast — it talks back. You get the recording.
GROUP PACK

A family vacation for five costs thousands.

Send them on a GuiltTrip instead — all-expenses-paid.

$44.95 separately$34.99
Send all five →
Any occasion. Zero mercy.
🎄
Holiday
Skip the sweater. Send the whole family.
🎂
Birthday
A year older. Not a dollar wiser.
🏆
Promotion
Congratulate them. Backhandedly.
🐘
White Elephant
The under-$10 gift they'll actually remember.
The cast
Grandma
Old New York Grandma
In my day, that was a nickel.
Sarge
Your wallet failed inspection.
Jeeves
Posh British Butler
Devastatingly polite.
Miss Ruth
Southern Church Lady
Praying for your statement.
Kayla
Gen Z Bestie
bestie, the math ain't mathing.
Tía Lupe
Disappointed Latina Aunt
The whole family knows.
The Algorithm
Cold. Precise. Correct.
first calls rolling out now ★consent first, then zero mercy ★it talks back — argue with it ★first calls rolling out now ★consent first, then zero mercy ★it talks back — argue with it ★
This wall is reserved for real reactions — no invented numbers, no fake quotes. First calls are rolling out now; what people say when they hang up lands here.
the GuiltTrip cast· warming up

The trust talk

🎁 Sending one
Is this mean?
It’s a comedy roast between people who love each other — and they consent first. This is the exact text they get:
💬 “Taylor? Jess paid real money for a phone call about your life choices. It's an AI comedy roast call — you say yes or it never happens: https://guilttrip.io/c/… Reply STOP to opt out.
What if they say no?
They can decline — you get re-gift credit and their number is paused. If they opt back in later, gifts work again.
🔥 Getting roasted
What happens to my screenshot?
Read, roasted, deleted. And there’s no bank connection, ever — we only see what you show us.
Is it really live?
Yes — it’s a real phone call and it responds to what you say. Argue with it. People do.

Send the guilt.

Cheaper than therapy. Funnier than a card.

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