GuiltTrip
Roast meSend a GuiltTrip

An AI character calls people and roasts them. Live.

It talks back. You keep the recording.

Voice message · Bubbe · 0:20
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🎁Roast someone I love
from $8.99· one call· you get the recording
Build their roast →
🔥Roast me
$6.99· it talks back· you keep the recording
Confess →
the listen wall

Don’t take our word for it. Take theirs.

B
"The little salads"
Bubbe · 0:21ROAST
J
"Weird how you're still not CEO"
Jeeves · 0:18BACKHANDED
B
The holiday group call
Bubbe · 0:24ROAST
S
"Drop and give me a budget"
Sarge · 0:16ROAST
S
"The championship carry"
Sarge · 0:19BACKHANDED
K
"bestie, respectfully"
Kayla · 0:17ROAST
T
"The whole family knows, mija"
Tía Lupe · 0:22ROAST
M
"A word about the tithe"
Miss Ruth · 0:20ROAST
A
"Statistical anomaly"
The Algorithm · 0:15ROAST
T
"Engaged! To him!"
Tía Lupe · 0:18BACKHANDED
10 clips · sample calls, straight from the cast

How it works

1
Pick your victim
A friend, a sibling, yourself. They consent before anything happens.
2
Tell us their crimes
The DoorDash habit. The 'investment' sneakers. The inside jokes. That's the ammo.
3
We call them.
A live 4-minute roast — it talks back. You get the recording.
GROUP PACK

A family vacation for five costs thousands.

Send them on a GuiltTrip instead — all-expenses-paid.

$44.95 separately$34.99
Send all five →
Any occasion. Zero mercy.
🎄
Holiday
Skip the sweater. Send the whole family.
🎂
Birthday
A year older. Spending's not a day wiser.
🏆
Promotion
Congratulate them. Backhandedly.
🐘
White Elephant
The under-$10 gift they'll actually remember.
The cast
Bubbe
Guilt, with love.
Sarge
Your wallet failed inspection.
Jeeves
Devastatingly polite.
Miss Ruth
Praying for your statement.
Kayla
bestie, the math ain't mathing.
Tía Lupe
The whole family knows.
The Algorithm
Cold. Precise. Correct.
first calls rolling out now ★consent first, then zero mercy ★it talks back — argue with it ★first calls rolling out now ★consent first, then zero mercy ★it talks back — argue with it ★
This wall is reserved for real reactions — no invented numbers, no fake quotes. First calls are rolling out now; what people say when they hang up lands here.
the GuiltTrip cast· warming up

The trust talk

🎁 Sending one
Is this mean?
It’s a comedy roast between people who love each other — and they consent first. This is the exact text they get:
💬 “Jess paid real money for an AI character to call you about your life choices. It’s recorded, it’s funny, and it only happens if you say yes. Tap to see what’s coming →”
What if they say no?
They can decline — you get re-gift credit and their number is paused. If they opt back in later, gifts work again.
🔥 Getting roasted
What happens to my screenshot?
Read, roasted, deleted. And there’s no bank connection, ever — we only see what you show us.
Is it really live?
Yes — it’s a real phone call and it responds to what you say. Argue with it. People do.

Send the guilt.

Cheaper than therapy. Funnier than a card.

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