GuiltTrip
Roast meSend a GuiltTrip

An AI character calls people and roasts them. Live.

It talks back. They say yes first. You keep the recording.

Voice message · Rhoda · 0:21
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🎁Roast someone I love
from $8.99· they say yes first· you keep the recording
Build their roast →
🔥Roast me
$8.99· it talks back· recording included
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the listen wall

Don’t take our word for it. Take theirs.

R
"The toast has a place of its own"
Rhoda · 0:21ROAST
R
"It had an EGG"
Rhoda · 0:22ROAST
S
"You BOUGHT alertness"
Sgt. Vance · 0:07ROAST
R
"A third air fryer"
Reginald · 0:14ROAST
M
"It surely was not your under-eyes"
Miss Earline · 0:19ROAST
K
"The math is not mathing"
Kayla · 0:12ROAST
T
"Your abuela lit a candle"
Tina · 0:15ROAST
Y
"I made you buy that"
Your Algorithm · 0:15ROAST
Y
"I sold you eleven of them"
Your Algorithm · 0:08ROAST
R
"Assistant... regional... manager"
Reginald · 0:23BACKHANDED
S
"Twelve years of trying"
Sgt. Vance · 0:10BACKHANDED
S
"You're BUFFERING"
Sgt. Vance · 0:11ROAST
12 clips · sample calls, straight from the cast

How it works

1
Pick your victim
A friend, a sibling, yourself. They consent before anything happens.
2
Tell us their crimes
The DoorDash habit. The 'investment' sneakers. The inside jokes. That's the ammo.
3
We call them
A live 4-minute roast — it talks back. You get the recording.
GROUP PACK

A family vacation for five: about $5,000. A Guilt Trip for five: $29.99.

That’s 99% off. We did the math — clearly someone in your family has to.

$44.95 separately$29.99
Send all five →
Any occasion. Zero mercy.
🎄
Holiday
Skip the sweater. Send the whole family.
🎂
Birthday
A year older. Not a dollar wiser.
🏆
Promotion
Congratulate them. Backhandedly.
🐘
White Elephant
The under-$10 gift they'll actually remember.
The cast
Rhoda
Old New York Grandma
In my day, that was a nickel.
Sgt. Vance
The Drill Sergeant
Your wallet failed inspection.
Reginald
The Posh British Butler
Devastatingly polite.
Miss Earline
Passive-Aggressive Southern Belle
Praying for your statement.
Kayla
The Gen Z Bestie
bestie, the math ain't mathing.
Tina
The Disappointed Aunt
The whole family knows.
Your Algorithm
I made you buy that.
first calls rolling out now ★consent first, then zero mercy ★it talks back — argue with it ★first calls rolling out now ★consent first, then zero mercy ★it talks back — argue with it ★
This wall is reserved for real reactions — no invented numbers, no fake quotes. First calls are rolling out now; what people say when they hang up lands here.
the GuiltTrip cast· warming up

The trust talk

🎁 Sending one
Is this mean?
It’s a comedy roast between people who love each other — and they say yes first. You send them a private link from your own phone. It opens a page that spells out exactly who’s calling and that it’s a recorded AI comedy call — and nothing happens until they tap yes. Here’s the kind of thing you’d send:
💬 “Taylor — I bought you something. It's a phone call. You have to hear this — guilttrip.io/c/…
What if they say no?
They can decline — you get re-gift credit and their number is paused. If they opt back in later, gifts work again.
🔥 Getting roasted
What happens to my screenshot?
Read, roasted, deleted. And there’s no bank connection, ever — we only see what you show us.
Is it really live?
Yes — it’s a real phone call and it responds to what you say. Argue with it. People do.

Send the guilt.

Cheaper than therapy. Funnier than a card.

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